my latest drunken rampage
well, my latest drunken rampage took place 2 days since this day.

me and markie al where ver very bored with emm ess enn all nite, so we went 4 a walk with a bottle of cider and some jack daniels.well we called for our mate martin lincoln, but he cudnt cum out cos he was looking after his granny(hehehe)

well we went to the hospital after that, cos its just across the road and mark needed the loo, and at the hospital there was these 2 pissed lasses and i wud have dun sumat or tryed 2 pull, but i wasnt pissed yet so i cudnt b assed LOL.

well we got 2 town, a good 3 mile walk, and sat on the bench cos there was no1 there, and started gettinb pissed on jackie D's.then we walked around. but it all started on the way home...

on the way home we had 2 dodge townies and stuff, and by the time we reached nuns corner, i fell asleep on a bench and the cops drove past and made me get up grrrrrr.well i was on the round about shouting "no1 respects me, ur all bastards"

yeah, so then walking back home there was about 20 townies and we thought, shit they're gonna get us, so we crossed the road and so did they, but they only wanted 2 compare music with us, not bad.we started talking about slipknot and korn to a bunch of townies.hahaha

oh then i asked a cat out, but it ran into the hedge :-<

and marc rang up sex line but didnt know what to say, it ws very funny

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